God of small things contd.

22.
Agent Bacha ,utsav n chets were supopsed to go for "go carting". so Agent Bacha calls Pissu. Utsav n chets had to go somewhere else so couldnt come. Now Agent Bacha is left alone with Pissu.
Agent Bacha - (mujhe es Pissu ke saath race nahi lagani. kahan phas gaya).
Pissu - Chal go carting karten hain.
Agent Bacha - Yaar Pissu mera man nahi hai. Tu kar mein dekhta hun.
Pissu - Theek hai.

So Pissu starts driving n there are 3 foriegners racing against him. Agent Bacha is sitting with some friends of Pissu's rivals.Pissu is driving very slowly n every1 else is a lap ahead him.

Agent Bacha - (kya bakwaas chala raha hai. aacha hai mein iske saath race nahi laga raha. Bachon ki terha chala raha hai).
Friend - (pointing to Pissu) Look at him. He's driving like he's a Pissu.
Agent Bacha - (:-D)

Pissu finishes his laps.

Pissu - Dekha kya mast chalai Pissu ne. Bahut tez chala raha tha na Pissu? Kisis ko bhi aage nahi nikalne diya.
Agent Bacha - ( :O !!!!!! what,, hahhahahahha)

God of small things contd.

21.

Lala ko mila ek phone number. Jisme tha ek recorded msg. “ek bhai apni behen ko tang karne wale ladke ko gaali maar raha hai”

Lala ne soch kya karun.. KYA KARUN…

Haan idea… kisi ko bhejta hun yeh no.

Who laga sochne… kaun hai yahan sabse bada chutiya… HAAN ob Pissu!!!!! :D

Lala ne nikala apna phone and kar diya Pissu ko msg.

“Hey Pissu… I got a call from this no. “98********”. There was a girl speaking,, she wanted to talk to u urgently,, “

Yeh msg. dekh ka Pissu ki nikal padi.

Pissu – Ek ladki Pissu ke pyar me magan ho gayi hai.. HAI RABBA!!! Maza aa gaya,, matlab ki ab Pissu apne sab friends ko bolega ki Pisu ki girl friend hai.. Matlab ki kya importance bad jayegi Pissu ki… Usko phone kar leta hun ek baar. :D

So Pissu dials the no.

Pissu – Hello.

Girl – kaun bol rahe ho. Tum wahi ho na jo mera picha kar rahe ho?

Pissu – haaaaiinnnn???

Girl – tum mera peecha karma chor do plzz. Mereko tang mat kro. Mein aisi ladki nahi hun. Agar mere bhai ko pata chal gaya to mera to kuch nahi hoga par tera pata nahi kya hoga.

Then there was a voice from the background “kaun hai rekha,, kisse baat kar rahi ho?”

Girl – bhaiya dekho na,, yeh aadmi kitne din se mera peecha kar raha hai,, mereko tang kar raha hai..

Bro – La mujhe phone de… aur tu jaa yahan se ,, doosare kamre me jaa..

Girl – Yeh to bhaiya.

Bro – Haan bhai ab bol kya bol raha tha. Kaun hai be tu. Meri behen ko phone karta hai,, uska peecha karta hai.. madarchod, bina lubricant ke condom, 100 aadmiyon ki mehnat se nikle hue bharwe,, abe duniya ke saare lund ek jhopare me n who jhopra teri maa ke bhosade me… Boss tu to gaya,, tu bachne wala nahi hai mere se.

Pissu – aa aarrreey aa…. Aa aa aapko kkkkoi g gggalat famy ho gayi hai bhaisahab..

Bro – Abe galti mujhe nahi,,, jalti to tune kardi hai janam lekar.. tu to gaya ,, tera no. to aa gaya hai mere paas… ab to nahi bach sakta.

(PHATTTT) he bangs the phone.

Pissu (crying) – HAI RABBA!!! :’( mummy papa… Pissu ko bacha lo,,, muje marna nahi hai… ab kya hoga.. matlab ki who Pissu ko maar dalega… nahiiiiinnn

So Pissu calls his father n tells him everything.

Pissu – Papa ab Pissu kya kare?? Wapas aa jaye??

Pissu’s dad – arey nahi kuch nahi hoga..

Pissu – ek kama karta hun… Pissu apna no. change kar dega,,, apna handset bhi change kardega..

Pissu’s dad – Abey handset kyun change karega??

Then Pissu calls Prashant Sir

Pissu – hello sir

Prashant sir – haan Pissu bolo kya hua?

He tells everything.

Pissu – sir mein kya karun..

Prashant Sir – (kya chutiya hai yeh). Sun Pissu,, yeh sab bas koi joke hoga.. Aisa hote rehta hai,, chinta mat kar..

Pissu – Nahi sir who mereko maar dalega..

Prashant Sir – (who nahi to mein pakka maar dalunga,, itni raat me phone kiya hai). Arey dar mat don’t worry. Ab tu soja.. kuch nahi hoga.

So now Pissu goes n sleeps.

Next day in office.

Lala – Phone kiya tune.

Pissu – Arey bhaiya. Kiska no, tha,,, bahut gaali maari mereko n usne bola ki mereko maar dalega.

Lala – AHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAAHUHUHHHHHHUHUHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI…